Monday, June 9, 2014

Out Of The Mouths . . .

My precious Eli has been cracking me up lately!  Here are a few of the best!  :D

He wakes up one morning at Grandma's house . . .

Grandma: Good morning, Eli!
Eli: (walking with his head down and eyes up) I'm an evil spirit.

Kinda creepy!

He drew a picture and showed it to Grandma . . .

Grandma: That is a beautiful picture!
Eli: It's monsters. (With a "duh" attitude)
Grandma: Oh, yes.  The one at the bottom is scaring me!
Eli: That's the baby.

You can't pull one over on him!

The boys were acting up on the way to the playground . . .
Danny: If you boys can't straighten up we will just have to play on the playground without you.
Me: Yep, Daddy and I will play while you watch.
Eli: Let me tell you a truth.  You are to big.  Growm-ups can't fit on the playground.

Man, it is no fun being a growm-up!  :D

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