Sunday, November 29, 2015

Out Of The Mouths . . .

Eli is one funny kid!  Here are his latest that still have us laughing!

Eli: Are you Fox's grandma?
Me: No, I'm his aunt.
Eli: You don't look like an aunt.
Me: Well, what does an aunt look like?
Eli: Ree Ree! (Aunt Hillary)


Talking to Uncle Darryl . . . We had just moved the Christmas decorations down from the attic and into the guestroom. . .
Eli: You can come and stay in our guessroom.
Darryl: Your restroom?
Eli: No, our guessroom.  If you guess what is in the boxes you get a prize!


Papa, Huck, and Eli were talking about Tennessee buddies (UT fans). . .
Papa: Don't worry, Huck, we still have time to covert him.
Eli: I can burp myself!
Papa: Not burp, convert.  We can change your mind.
Eli: You can change my mind but I will change it right back!